Why do feminists lie about being for equality?

Sometimes these things happen for various reasons that cannot be explained by natural phenomena. Feminism, is what I believe, humanity's last attempt at defeating our alien predators. That's just me though. Sometimes in order to do what's right we must lie, cheat, and fight until the death. Freedom is the ultimate goal here and I will be damned if I let it slide right out my hands out of a need to be honest or politically correct. We cannot let the enemy win.